"Just three days behind -
Better late than never, right?
Have a platypus!" <3

Day 1:
"My friend, your cat is
Flying through the stratosphere,
Chasing flying fish."

Day 2: (Needed two for this one! xD)
"The cake tells untruths
Because it didn't get loved
In its sad childhood.
Its mission in life
Is to deceive others, but
All it wants is love!"

Day 3: (Points if ye get the reference in this one!)
"A wizard's beard is
As precisely as long as
He means it to be!"

Day 4:
Ode to the sweet stuff:
Chocolate has a bash on tongues.
It's better than sex

Day 5:
Ah, Freddie, my dear,
Wherefore comes thy dandiness?
Gotta be the 'stache. <3

Day 6:
Sugar highs are fun,
But won't make your rocket go!
... Er, that came out wrong.

Day 7: (>D THIS ONE NEEDED TO BE A LIMERICK!)
Shalafi doth think it quite fun
To cause madd'ning bunnies to run
For Raist needs no clone,
He kicks ass alone,
Because THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Day 8:
X-Ray eyes see all;
But they still can't see what life
Is really here for.

Day 9:
Art connects the world.
Expression is the closest
Together we come.

Day 10:
Airspeeds of swallows
Vary greatly, from the quick
To the sluggardly.
As you might have guessed,
There aren't many sluggardly
Swallows left alive.

Day 11:
Just keep being you.
That itself is enough, dear.
You are greatly loved.

Day 12:
DevART eats my life.
Forums, art, mailing - withdrawl
sets in, and I twitch.

Day 13:
When missing both hands,
Type with your face. You'd become
Quite ambi-nose-trous.

Day 14: "Why do teachers give so much homework?"
Oh, I cannot say,
Struggling under this mountain
Of homework myself.
It's so sadistic,
Torture in the guise of wise,
Just to drink our tears.

Day 15 - "Where on Earth did my fishy go?"
Your fish is flying
Pursued by Ms-Matched's kitty
In the stratosphere!
Either that, or it's
Discovered the lost city
Of Atlantis, yo.

Day 16 - "Why is my butt so big?"
Your butt is lovely,
I'm sure! Besides, you make the
Rockin' world go 'round! <3

Day 17 - "So, are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
Why, of course! They tra-
-Verse the Coco-flavored globe!
Happy St. Pat's Day!

Day 18 - "What is the being of being?"
Philosophical!
There are no words to express
This profundity,
But if I had to,
I would say it has to do
With learning, and love.

Day 19 - "Why are you who you are?"
If I were you, I'd be
You and you'd be me! It would
Be quite confusing.
At the end of day,
Would anyone really know
Who they are? Do they?

Day 20 - "Where do clouds go?"
Clouds don't disappear;
They go to play with the sun
And sing purple songs.

Time-To-Come-Clean's Limerick:
Her avatar blazes with fire;
To come clean is her chief desire!
My crazy's in her sig,
Though I'm mad like the pig,
Her cool-meter can't go no higher!

Day 21 - "Why Is ReallyAngry so angry?"
Freud has us believe
A deep-rooted aversion
To life's happiness.
Either that, or he
Wants to get it on with mom.
Friends, you be the judge!

Day 22 - "Why is Gandalf so old?"
My class studied this!
The real answer is Gandalf
Is a maiar, which
Is one of Tolkien's oldest
Beings in mythos.
But my pet theory's
It's so he can go "Hey, you
Kids, GET OFF MAH LAWN!"

23 - "What to do with this four-leaf clover?"

Wow, you lucky bum;
Make a wish! Or better yet,
Give it to a friend! <3

24 - "Should I shave my head?"

Don't be like Britney!
Yer head will be too shiny!
... Actually, DO IT. :B